Enthum vilikkam

Adhyapakan:Chevikelkathayale enthu nammal vilikkum?
Tintumon:Enthum vilikkam.Enthu vilichalum angeru kelkillallo!

Oru pattikkunjine

Achan:Ee christmasinu monu enthu sammanamanu vendathu?
Tintumon:(Ammayude Niravayar nokki):Enikkoru knjaniyane venam,Daddy.
christmas raavil Tintumonte amma oru aankunjine prasavichu.
kurachunaal kazhinju achan chodichu:Adutha christmasinu monu enthu sammanam venam?
Tintumon:Mummykku buddimuttavillengil oru pattikkunjine.

chilavaakkum

Vikariyachan:Vazhiyil ninnu 100 roopa kalanju kittiyal neeyatheduthu keesayilidumo?
Tintumon:Illacho.
Vikariyachan:Midukkan,pinne neeyenthu cheyyum...?
Tintumon:Njan athappol thane chilavaakkum.

Father of dinesan

Adhyapakan:Gandhijiyude makante peru?
Tintumon:Dinesan
Adhyapakan:Aaru paranju..?
Tintumon:Saralle paranjathu Gandhiji 'Father of dinesan' aanennu.

Complan vangitharaan

Parkkile oru marathil oru pampu thoongikkidakkunnathu kandappol
titumon:Uyaram vaykan ingane kidakkenda Mummyodu para 'Complan' vangitharaan

Cycle vangitharanam

Titumon yeshuvinu oru kathezhuthi:Priyappetta yeshudeva...Enikkoru cycle vaangitharane.
orazhcha kazhinjittum onnum kittiyilla.
Avan veendumezhuthi:yeshudeva please,cycle vaangitharane...
Orazhchayayittum onnum kittiyilla.
Tintumon palliyil chennu mathavinte roopameduthu veetil konduvachu.
Ennittu veendumezhuthi:Mr.Yeshudevan,thangalude ammayippol ente custodyilanu vittukittanamengil 24 manikkoorinagam cycle vangitharanam.

Njan

Teacher:Ippol ullathum pathuvarham mumbu illathathumaya oru prdana kandupiduthathinte peru parayoo..
Tintumo:Njan

swargathil povende

Teacher:Arkkokkeyanu nere swargathil pokanishtam?
Tintumon ozhige ellavarum kai pokki.
Teacher tintumonodu:Monentha swargathil povende..?
Tintumon:School vittaludane veettil varenamenna Mummy Paranjirikkunnathu.

H to O

Teacher:Vellathinte Chemical Symbol parayoo.
Tintumon:HIJKLMNO
Teacher:Athengane?
Tintumon:Missalle innale paranjathu waterinte chemical name H to O aanennu.

Kulichal mathi.

Bijukkuttan:Eda ente shirt Detergent upayogichu kazhugiyappol cheruthayi.Iniyanthu cheyyum?
Tintumon:Saaramilla,nee aa Detergent ittu onnu kulichal mathi.

Bayangara ikkiliyaa

Classil adhyapakan:Manushyanu ethra variyellukalundu?
Tintumon:Ithuvare ennan pattiyittilla sir .Enukku bayangara ikkiliyaa.

School bag koodi kondu poda..

Veetil kayariya kallanodu Tintumon:Ente school bag koodi kondu poda.Illengil njanippam ellavareyum vilichunarthum.

Ettukaliye mathiyo?

Poojari:ee veetile prasnangal neekkan randu nalkkalikale bali kazhikkanam.
Tintumon:Randu nalkkalikale kittiyillengil oru etthukaliyayalum mathiyo?

Karalinu kayyundo?

Tintumon:Teachere karalinu kayyundo?
teacher:Illa, aara paranjathu"
Tintumon:Innale chettan appurathe chechiyodu parayuvaa,'"karale aa kayyingu tharoonnu"...

Sorry aliyaa

Achan:Eethavanayum nee pareekshayil thottal pinne enne daddy ennu vilikkenda.
Tintumon:Sari daddy.
Result vannappol achan:Enkaneyundu... passayo?
Tinumon:Sorry aliya,Anjennathinu potty!

kshemichennu varilla

Tintumon:Aa Rejesh enne thalli.Ini thalliyal njan kshemichennu varilla.
Achan:Ninakku sarinodu parayan melayirunno..?
Tintumon:Avan thaneeyaa ee Rajesh..

Egyptil

Tutumon:daddy Egyptil poyittundo?
Daddy:illa.
Tintumon:pinne daddykkengane ee mommyekkitty..

Tonikkano

Tintumon marunnu kadakkaranodu:chetta chumaykkulla oru marunnu venam
Kadakkaran:tonikkano?
tintumon:alla ente ammayka...

Kiss proof!

Dundumol went to buy costmetics @ tintumons shop.

Dundumol : Is this lipstick kiss proof

Tintumon : Let me try it

Valichukondupokunnathu

cigarette valichukondipokunna tintumonodu vikariyachan:Eduthal pongathathanalloda chundathu..
tintumon:Athukondanacho valichukondupokunnathu.

Kuttiye kanathayal

tutumon: kuttiye kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathengane?
tintumon:Ayyo ente pokettadiche

Elements of life..

Jintappan:Why do we all marry?

Tintu:Because romance is not the only element of life.

We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.